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3 butir kata..

2012-01-31T09:02:00.000-08:00

malam malam ini..

ibaratnya..aku..

saorang yg..

melayah... mereput.. merebah..

tiada kata lain..

hanya..

itu..

tiada kamu di sini..

2011-12-04T21:31:00.000-08:00

xmampu..

sungguh aku

hilang..

ibarat

segala hidup aku mati

bernyawa tidak..

kamu yang tiada

maafkan

aku..

alpha pada sifat

leka akan perbuatan

maafkan

aku

segala tindak

aku..

SANG ELANG!! (saja aku eja cmni ok?)

2011-10-23T03:55:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

lama x post entry...
sibuk+malas

haha!!

xdak org tunggu pon kan?

haha!!

post ni sbenarnya berkenaan seekor burung pemangsa yang amat kejam..
mampu menyambar dan membunuh mata dalam sekelip mata..

iaitu..
.
.
.
.
.
HELANG

tp sebenarnya,
burung ni seekor haiwan yg sangat setia..
sekiranya pasangannya mati, dia xkan pernah mencari pasangan lain atau dicari pasangan lain.
maksudnya, yg bujang hanya mencari yg bujang..
uh!

anyway, dalam dunia hidup kini..
apa yg semua manusia atau makhluk yang bernama homo sapien ini sbenarnya kebanyakkannya mengharapkan pasangan yang seperti helang..

jd..
jdlah seperti helang..

sekian

wasalam

Nota Abang Final Year di Pertama Kalinya.

2011-09-13T08:05:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

AMARAN : GAYA PENULISAN ENTRY INI MUNGKIN MENJENGKELKAN MANA MANA PIHAK.

~~Lapor diri!!~~

skarang gua sudah berada di dalam usm..
hampir hari ke-3 sudeyh...

hari pertama..

sampai...

pergghhhh...

gua smpai...

gua dpt berita buruk bro...

gua kena sangkut tingkat 3...

tolong la... aku aktif k...

aisshhh...
masa daftar ada membe gua tegur..

"bro, lu tembam la bro!!"

gua,

_ _"

gua ckp satu menda ni..

gua gayat tinggi tinggi~

**pemandangan di bilik gua..(siyes xkencing)

tp an tp an...
gua hepi la..
mlm tu gua jumpa la...
buah hati lah!
i sayang u lebih lah..
**gedik gedik..

hari kedua..

masok kelas...
kelas dedi kot.. gua baru daftar...
sbb suma org amek,.
gua layan la...
kelas dedi kot..
mmg heaven..
gua turun kelas silat..
mcm besa... org ckp gua lebor..
gua panas lah weh...

**gua lagi hensem!

gua panas! gua panas!

**wat loncat loncat sket sperti berlari setempat..

hari ketiga...

masok kelas...
kelas da start... dari pagi smpi ptg..
da start rutin...

tp dari td..
gua pikir lah,,,
best kah jd 4th year student??
final year student?
oh no! oh no!

xrasa apa apa pon..

_ _"

notalutut:

*siyes berat gua naek 5kg.
**siyes sy rindu awk...
T.T
(geli x?? ada gua kisah?? tp klu awk kisah sy padam ni? wakakaakka)

AMARAN LAGI: *AWAS! MMG MENJENGKELKAN...

wasalam

Iklan Raya hey hoy!

2011-08-24T22:09:00.001-07:00

salam alaykum...

puasa da nk abes, raya da nk dtg..
tiap-tiap tahun,
ada ja iklan best-best..
taun ni mcm kurg la..

cuma nk share video iklan raya yg aku rasa best
sepanjang aku dok tgk iklan raya ni dari dulu..

** iklan raya yg layan!

**iklan raya yg touching n terbaik...

sekian

pstt: diharapkan pihak yg berkenaan, silalah membuat video yg layan lg..
kerana video inilah yg membuatkan penantian raya ini lebih bermakna...

wasalam..

Jenama Kereta Yang Perlu Anda Tahu!

2011-08-23T22:19:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

haippp..
got this from FB post...

so,
aku modify sket bg cantik..

BMW

Brings Me Women

LEXUS

Luxury EXports to United States

FORD

For Only Romantic Drivers

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

KIA

Kills In Accidents

TOYOTA

The One You Only Trust Always

NISSAN

Nothing Inexpensive So Spend Another Ninehunderd..

PROTON

Powerwindow Rosak Oooh Tidaaakkk Ohhhh Noooooo!

**still remember the day when i started to drive a car..

wasalam

Baik Sekeping Hati itu, Baiklah Seluruh Jasadnya

2011-08-22T22:18:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

just nk share this...
:')

Hidup kita,
indah jika kita dilahirkan dan dimatikan dalam

ISLAM dan IMAN

"Andai Buruk Daging itu,
Buruklah Seluruh Jasadnya...
Andai Baik Daging itu,
Maka Baiklah Seluruh Jasadnya..
Dan Ketahuilah,
Bahawa Sekeping Daging itu Adalah...
HATI..."

Baik Sekeping Hati itu, Baiklah Seluruh Jasadnya

"...Ya ALLAH,
Matikan Aku Dalam Keadaan Islam
Matikanlah aku dalam Keadaan Aku Beriman kepada-Mu
Ya Tuhanku Ya ALLAH..

amin..
amin Ya Rob al 'Al-Amin...."

wasalam

Edisi Kebosanan Melampau

2011-08-14T22:07:00.001-07:00

salam alaykum..

uh!
hari ni.. sgt mmbuhsankan..
telah menyelesaikan suma kerja umah..
tgk tv.. men game...pesbuk..
but still rasa cm dull..
_ _"

aku ada baca artikal ni...
sebenarnya, buhsan ni boleh menyebabkan

SAKIT JANTUNG DAN MATI MUDA!

** oh!! saketnya jantungku! uh!

ini adalah hasil kaji selidik penyelidik dari London..
kebenarannya masih xdpt dikenal pasti..

bahaya jugak ni...

mungkin kerana terasa amat SUNYI hari ini, menyebabkan busan yg melampau ini..

xpa la...
ni adalah cara skiranya terasa busan di dalam LIFT.

1. Berjabat tangan setiap org yg masok di dalam lift

2. Ucapkan tahniah sbb berjaya naek lif bersama2 anda

3. Bersiul lagu air "nyet nyet semut sapa saket naek atas"
secara perlahanlahan smbil berdiri di bucu belakang lif
dan tunduk mengadap lantai

4. Jual biskut di bulan ramadan, biskut raya

5. bercukur

6. buka plastik beg, kemudian ckp, "udara dlm ni cukup ke x?"

7. Buat muka pucat kemudian buat bunyi "pruttt" dan sambung bersiul

7. Sendawa kuat! sambil jerit, "alhamdulillah, kenyang.."

8. Tanyakan setiap org yg naek lif
samada anda boleh tekankan tingkat berapa depa nk pi.

9. Ckp "ding! tingkat___"

10. Jerit dan ketawa seorang sambil jengilkan mata bolat bolat

pstt: entry ini utk menghilangkan rasa buhsan sy..

_ _"

wasalam

Dendam Kesumat Menjelang Raya...

2011-08-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

haaa... da 2minggu posa...
ada lg 2minggu lebih nk raya..
.
kalau dulu kalau aku budak budak,
klu lg 2minggu ni,
da mcm nk runtuh rumah menyanyi lagu raya...

kalau dulu dulu kalau aku budak budak,
kalau lg 2minggu ni da posa ni,
da mcm nk gegar MALAYA main mercun, moryump
slalu entry list pasal kuih raya..

tp aku nk list pasal mercun raya...

1. mercun papan

2. mercun lada

3. thundercat

4. mercun bola

5. mercun teloq

6. mercun ketupat

7. mercun lebah

8. mercun roket

9.mercun teloq naga

10. mercun bom

11. mercun pop

**mercun paling HOT dikalangan muda mudi

12. mercun katak
13.etc....

nway.... just nk bg taw... raya... yg memeriahkan raya... salah satunya adalah mercun..
tp...

ANDA yg menyebabkan mercun itu diharamkan dan menggunakan secara tidak selamat adalah bersalah kerana menyebabkan kami raya xbmakna...

**marah ni!!

errr...
tp sbenarnya...

jangan la maen mercun... bahaya la...

oh no! oh no!
:'(

wasalam

COOL INDIANS!! woww~~

2011-08-12T08:48:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

guys!!

check this out!!!!

one word

COOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~~~~~

yg aku xley blah tang teh tarik tuuu..

terbaek nye tariikkkk!!

wakakaaa~~

aku sat gi nk bwt teh tarik ahh...

tarik baek punyaaa

hahahaha~

wasalam

SAVE MONEY JIMAT DUIT

2011-08-11T21:10:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

aku kesempitan wang skg ni
sengkek wooo sengkek!!!
(_ _”)
mane ntah pegi sume duet scholar aku ntah..
belanje ape lah sgt aku ni
tp still short money
zzzzzzz~~

but masalah xde duet ni mmg common la dlm kalangan student kn??
x gitu??
< sedap kn ati la skettt :P>

sooo
i’ ve done some research on how to save money
nak bg azam baru < azam la sgt kn?!>
baek artikel melayu mahupun omputeh, sume aku selongkar
googlingg googlinggg
tadaaaa~~!!
i hv list out some useful tips
yg bsesuaian utk kite2 student ni ye..

ENJOY!!

Beli barang secara borong / pukal
Beli barangan second hand @ lelong
Beli barang pada musim promosi & megasale
KitarSemula / Recycle
Gunakan banyak Member / Privilege Card
Beriadah di tempat awam
Kurang kan hiburan banyak kan bacaan
Kurang kan makan fast food or restoran
Masak dan makan di rumah
Rancang perjalanan & jimat petrol
Semak bil utiliti bulanan anda
Jimat elektrik & air
Tukar garbage kepada money (jual barang x pakai)
Bayar bil online
Berhenti Merokok!!
Guna vaucer @ coupon
Throw pocket change in a jar and take it to the bank when its full
Don’t use dry machine but hang clothes out to dry instead
Trade down your car for a less expensive, lower maintenance one
Buy a good used car instead of a new model car
Inspect clothing carefully before purchasing it
Plan vacations ahead of time
Brown bag lunch at least a few days a week
Make a list before going shopping
Consolidate and pay off debts if possible
Pay your bills on time and avoid late fees
Instead of buying books, CDs or DVDs, borrow them from the library or friends
Price check before buying something expensive
Bottle your own water
Use pre-paid instead of post-paid
Avoid vending machines
Keep distance from lavish, high-roller friends

sori la bhs campur english malay..
Malas nk google translate..
Heheh..
i hope these list is useful for u guys
^-^
AZAM BARU JIMAT DUET WOOOO!!
YOSH YOSHHH!!!!

wasalam

lucky to have u dear...=")

2011-08-09T10:45:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

today is 10th..

7th month anniversary..

xtaw la leh ckp anniversary ke x..

To my love, my dear NASHREEN HILMAN,

being with u, for this past 7 months,

made me realize that i am a human being..

i did mistakes,

did hurt..

merajuk...

but..

u always here...

=")

thankz my sweetheart,

thankz for being here <3,

always with my heartbeats,

thankz my dear

lots of ♥s,...

-Fikri Ishak-

wasalam

try weh!!

2011-08-06T23:24:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

pergghhh...

tekejut tekejut!!

menda apa ni...

try wat ni...

1. Buka google maps (http://maps.google.com.my)

2. search this. 47.110579,9.227568<--copy paste ja..

3. klik anak panah ijau, kemudian klik street view...

4. pastu try scroll tgk tgk langit.

try weh!!!

wasalam

Salam Ramadhan..:)

2011-08-04T00:12:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

sawang ooo sawang...

:P:P:P

haha...

hari ni 4 hari berpuasa...

haaa...

ramai org bercakap tentang bulan ramadhan..

entry...

just nk bg ni punya facts yg rare..

Sabda Nabi (s.a.w) : Diberi kepada umatku lima perkara yang belum pernah diberi kepada umat-umat dahulu sebelumnya :

1. Bau mulut orang berpuasa lebih harum daripada kasturi di sisi Allah

2. Segala perbelanjaan dan derita lapar selama puasanya adalah syurga balasannya.

3. Diampunkan dosa-dosa mereka pada malam Lailatul Qadar.

4. Amalan yang dilakukan pada bulan Ramadan digandakan kepada 10 hingga 700 kali ganda, melainkan puasa maka ianya bagiKu, Aku balas kepadanya yang berkuasa menahan syahwatnya, makan minumnnya kerana Aku. Dan mereka dikurniakan nikmat kepada mereka keseronokkan ketika berbuka dan ketika menemui tuhan di akhirat(Al-Hadith).

ada yang da kita tawu.. ada yg blom... maybe ada yg tawu suma kot...

haa...

selamat beramal ye...

semoga Ramadhan kali ni dpt mentarbiyah diri menjadi lebih baek..

Selamat Berpuasa...

wasalam

opsss!! i'm sorry!!

2011-07-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

Pada satu ketika,

ada satu pertandingan untuk orang ramai menunjukkan kehebatan masing masing menggunakan senjata. Ada 2 peserta yang dapat masuk akhir,

Zorro ngan Robin Hood.

Mereka berdua pun masuk dalam hutan untuk berjalan jalan sambil mencari idea untuk pertandingan mereka.

Sedang berjalan jalan, mereka terjumpa seorang perempuan dari kaum orang asli yang sungguh cantik.

Mereka berdua sepakat untuk bertarung dan siapa yang menang akan dapat perempuan tersebut.

Mereka pun memanggil perempuan tersebut dan meletakkan sebiji epal d iatas kepala perempuan itu.

Memula Zorro nak mulakan pertandingan.

Dia pun bergerak sejauh 50 meter dari perempuan itu dan membaling PEDANG nya kearah epal diatas kepala perempuan tu. Zuuupppp, terbelah dua epal tu. Perhgggg, dengan bangganye, si Zorro jerit...

"I AM ZORRO... .."

Kemudian giliran Robin Hood plak. Dia mengambil jarak 100 meter.

Kemudian menggunakan ANAK PANAH nye.

Zuuupppp, terbelah dua epal yg baru diletak atas kepala perempuan asli tu. Dengan jobonye jugak... . si Robin Hood kata...

"I AM ROBIN HOOD..."

Sedang mereka bertarung, lalu lah seorang penduduk lelaki Amir Raja Lawak disitu.

Dia merasa tercabar kerana dengan senang lenang nye pompuan kaum dia nak kena kawin ngan orang luar. So, atas rasa tanggungjawab, dia pun masuk pertandingan tu jugak. Dengan menggunakan sumpit dan jarak 150 meter, kini giliran Amir Raja lawak tu plak. ZZZZUUUUUPPPPP... ... ... ... .!!!! PPRRAAPP.

Kena kepala pompuan tu dan mati. Dengan selamba Amir tu kata...

" opssss!! i'm sorry!!"

wasalam

saman yg gila....ahhaha.

2011-07-12T23:57:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

ahahaha....

Saman AXE Kerana Gagal Memikat Perempuan

haha...

gile...

tp btol gak bro...

cuba try youtube taip iklan AXE....

mamat ni la....

hahahaha....

klu la ada 100 lg laki mcm tu....bankrup AXE company...

ohh ohh...

layan video bersih... layan!!!

wasalam

6bulan dah...:)

2011-07-10T00:15:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

to my beloved Nashreen Hilman...

xdpt rakam video sy nyanyi...

dpt amek video org, then bg je...

:P:P

just a simple card for u...

:')

wasalam...

sebutir kata untuk menghilangkan sawang...

2011-07-04T06:18:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

blog aku bsawang...

idea xdak...

tp...

rasa nk tulis sket...

err...

nk mintak tolong ni...

link

selesaikan boleh??

:'(

wasalam...

IMY :(

2011-06-27T18:42:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

You are not perfect. I am not either,
and the two of us will never be perfect.
But you make me laugh,
causes me to think twice,
and admits to being human and making mistakes.
I will hold on to you
and give you the most I can.
You are not going to think about me every moment,
but you will give me a part of you that I could break.
I won't expect more than what you can give.
I will smile when you make me happy,
yell when you make me mad,
and miss you when you're not there.

p/s : A day without you is like a day without sunshine..I Miss you..:(

wasalam

Happy Bufday Nashreen Hilman!! :D:D:D

2011-06-22T08:24:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

dear NASHREEN HILMAN...

i dropped in to wish u a very,

HAPPY BUFDAY!!!

♥ my precious sweetheart ♥

i hope ur bufday's filled with love and perfect in every way....

may ALLAH bless u

lots of love,

-Fikri Ishak-

wasalam

Chinese Bride got attacked by Groom's Lover

2011-06-19T20:27:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

kah kah kah
lawak lawak!
aku bukak yahoo.com
nk bukak email aku..
but suddenly my eye caught this 1 interesting header news

"Chinese bride faces off against groom’s gay lover?"

aku pun bukak lah!
news tu siap attach ngn 1 video lg

this news is about
sepasang pengantin cine ni
suppose to get married dat day
but unfortunately
a stranger came n attacked them

mule2 aku bace sepintas lalu
aku igt lelaki tu serang groom sbb nk tuduh rampas awek die
lepas tu aku bace blk
dengan teliti nye

TERBALIK RUPE NYE!!!

that stranger actualy attack the bride
he claims to be the groom longtime lover!!!
n he want to stop d marriage lah..

kah kah kah
lawak lawak!!
XD

aku tgk la video die..
that man siap larikan groom tu lg..
si bride pulak dok kejar bagai nk mati!!
wawawa~~

Boyfriend: You shut up, us two were together long before you entered the picture!
Bride: What do you mean you two were together long before I was in the picture?
Groom: Hey hey, don't get physical, don't get physical.
Bride: Just who the f**k are you!?
Boyfriend: Shut up!
Bride: It's my wedding, what are you doing here?! Who are you? Who is he?
Groom: Wait, wait, wait.
Bride: Who is he? Tell me, who is he?
Groom: Let me explain.
Boyfriend: Don't explain to her.
Bride: What are you doing, what f**king business is it of yours?
Best Man: Enough, enough, both of you calm down.
Bride: Tell me, who is he? Who is he?!
Bride: You come back here!

(_ _")

kesian kt si bride tu
suppose dat day will be the happiest day of her life
but it turns oppposite..
xtw la diorg jd kawen ke x
dah la kene attack on her weeding day
si bride pulak dpt tw si groom tu gay lg
hancur punah harapan die

klu la aku jd pmpn tu
aku mesti malu gile ngn family n public
n i guarantee,
she must be fobia to fall in love n get married again after this..
kesian kesian

ape la nk jadi ngn masyarakat skg ni
(_ _")

wasalam

Unbelievable? Believe it!

2011-06-16T01:46:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

hari ni ramai org ckp psl Gerhana Bulan n Website Malaysia yg kene hacked..
korang xtw lg?? bace link ni..

Gerhana Bulan

Website Malaysia Hacked

today..
i want to talk about impossible objects here..
PENROSE STAIRS
ape tu??
errr....

Penrose Stairs ataupun Penrose Steps ni adalah 1 objek ilusi yg dcipta oleh sepasang anak beranak Lionel & Roger Penrose.

Ape yg spesel sgt psl objek ni?

Korang tawu x tangga??

(ok..soalan bodoh..sori..zzz..)
Mcm korang tawu, tangga tu ade ending nye kn??

Mksd aku, contoh nye naek tangga, ade starting nk naek n kesudahan nye..

Tapi..

Penrose Stairs ni, mmg xde kesudahan nye!
So, sbb ciri2 tu Penrose Stairs ni juge dpggil
"The Continuous Stairs"

Drpd ciptaan ini, ini m'beri inspirasi kpd M.C Escher,
seorg pelukis terkenal utk melukis

**M. C. Escher

Antara lukisan die yg famous

**Ascending and Descending

No matter how much u climb up the stairs, it will never lead u to any higher!
Idea ini di explore lg oleh M. C. Escher n lukis waterfall ni..

**Waterval

Amacam?
Interesting enough?
Impossible isn't it?
Unbelievable?? Believe it..

wasalam

you matter :)

2011-06-14T20:23:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

If anything matters then everything matters.
Because you are important,
everything you do is important.
Every time you forgive,
the universe changes;
every time you reach out and touch a heart or a life,
the world changes;
with every kindness and service,
seen or unseen,
my purposes are accomplished
and nothing will be the same again.

P/S : thank you awk :')

wasalam

MONDAY PARODY (_ _")

2011-06-12T20:10:00.001-07:00

salam alaykum

its Monday AGAIN!!
zzzzz~~

since aku dpt practical ni, baru aku sedar yg keje ni susah..
bile start ari isnin je,
aku frown..
'cepat cepat lah jumaat'
hehehh..:P

wanna share with u'all a cool new song
actualy not a new song lah..
its a parody from the song Friday by Rebecca Black
i bet u all know who she is kn??

JJ & EAN HIT.FM - MONDAY PARODY

Talking part:
J: Aicho !! Of all days, Monday ah?
E: And of all songs we're doing this song dude!
J: Ya la wat to do !?
E: Its started already u better think of some lyrics cus u're gonna sing 1st AHA!
J; No, im sleeping.
E: No!
J: *snoring*
E: AND THERE U GONNA SING NOW! I DONT CARE !
J: OK LA! OK LA!

Singing Part:
Stuck in the jam very early in the morning
Gotta get to work gotta get to school
Gotta look good then forget to brush teeth
Use my finger OWH !! smelly!!
PON PON PON!! Tolong tepi
Finally get to where i need to be
Gotta catch my breath present my assignment
Messing up my whole speech, projector not working
I think I'm messing up I think I'm gonna fail

Its Monday Monday got a big frown on monday
Wish we could fast forward to weekend weekend
Monday, Monday feel so down on monday
Really wish that we could fast forward to the weekend
And crying and crying, crying and crying,
Jam jam jam..when will the stupid jam ends!

Monday always sucks i never get it my way
Taking so long so jam on the highway,
Jam jam, stuck in the jam,
You know how bad it is
I hate this you hate this when nothing seems to go rite,
At the office the office im still so sleepy
I'm napping on my desk, he's napping in the pantry
I feel like getting ice cream when is our lunch break??

**dudu - incoming email**
JJ & Ean: Hey you email hold on its from Bruno Mars he says..AH apparently he says his standing rite behind us WHAT THE? Bruno?
Bruno: Hey JJ n Ean that's a hot parody u've got going on how come im not in it?
JJ: OWH OWH OK ~ switch up

Today I dont feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Dont feel like picking up the phone so leave a message at the tone,
Today I swear im not doing anything, nothing at all
woohoohoo woohoohoo..

Bruno: Guys! hey YEAH! tats not bad~ thanks ya! JJ n Ean i have a suggestion~
JJ & Ean: Alright~ what what??
Bruno: STOP SINGING!
JJ & Ean: What like no singing??
Bruno: PERFECT!
JJ & Ean: Owh.... now what?

Its Monday Monday got a big frown on Monday
Wish we could fast forward to the weekend weekend
Monday monday feel so down on Monday
We're wondering when this song is going to end!

wasalam

5 Awesome Stuffs!!

2011-06-12T02:56:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

huuu~~

wahhhaaaa!!

buhsan... xwat pa ptg2.. google some awesome things...

yeahhh... dah dpt...

5 Awesome Engineering Stuffs!!

1) the largest flood prevention project in the world.

Venice, Italy

2) The World's Largest Elevator

Zhangjiajie,China.

**aisshhh.... 1000 feet tall!! dimmit...

aku xnek dah menda ni... haha

3) The Highest Bridge in the World.

Millau, France

** this bridge was built at almost 1,000 feet high..

it is even taller than eilfer tower lorhhh...

4) The Largest Hyroelectric Dam in the World

Yangtze, China

5)The Longest Underwater Gas Pipeline in the World

More, Norway to Easingston, England

huu~~

ptg yg busan... xtaw wat apa...

wasalam...

weekend... pagi pagi~~

2011-06-10T20:39:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

weekend dtg lg...

ini laa...

bila weekdays, tunggu weekend....

bila weekend, tunggu weekdays...

errr...

got some awesome non-edited style pictures!!

1) superdogs!!

2) he really loves his bicycle lorrr...

3) fuh!!

4)lady of the lake~~

5) best fartist evaaa!!!!hahahaha

boleh pggl fartist x? hahaha

wasalam

Manusia Mudah Lupa

2011-06-09T01:36:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

hari ni aku lupe caj hp...

arrrghhhhhh!!!!!

pagi td, aku bangun pagi, siap2 kan diri

terus off g praktikal

tgk2 hp aku nye hp bateri kong!!

WHAT THE...???

my hp is like 1 of the most important things dlm harian aku

aku pulak boleh lupe nk caj??

zzzzzzzz

whats wrong with my brain???

huh???

byk makan semut ke??

huuuuuuuuu............

(tgk dekat2 geli lak..erkkk)

ok..aku stress..so googling2..jumpe ni haaa...

ANTARA YANG PALING DILUPA

1. Membiarkan secawan teh sehingga sejuk

2. Di mana anda letakkan kunci

3. Untuk apa anda ke kedai

4. Pakaian basah di dalam mesin basuh

5. Mengecas telefon bimbit / iPod

6. Di mana anda letakkan kenderaan

7. Menyiram pokok bunga

8. Umur sendiri

9. Membeli susu

10. Mengunci kereta

11. Di mana anda letakkan dompet

okayyyyyy.....

mcm hampir semua yg kt atas tu aku selalu lupe je.....

(_ _")

no. 2, 5, 6, 10, 11

mmg aku selalu lupe!!!

korang mcm tu x??

aku bet, msti korang pun same jugak kn??

kenapa kite selalu LUPA??

actually, manusia mmg secare lumrah nye selalu lupe..

in fact, perkataan 'manusia' tu sendiri mksd nye LUPA dlm istilah arab..

ALLAH menciptakan manusia ini tak sempurna

even yg hampir perfect pun, msti ade sikit slack nye..

betul x betul x??

klu korang rase ade yg PERFECT, habaq mai sini na..

nk tgk kePERFECTan die

perfect sgt ke??

(two most influence persons on planet..are they perfect??)

(_ _")

wasalam

wowwww!! hercules!

2011-06-03T06:16:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

hooo~~

td aku balek keja, aku layan satu cita ni... kat HBO kot..

HERCULES...

cita zaman mana ntah!!

zzz~~

tp cita tu berjaya mmbahakkan aku dan housemates suma ni.. haha...

dasat...

kisah hercules dgn this witch... diorg ni dari planet lain...

menarik2...

paling dasat gila pusing2 batu besar ikat kat troli (ala2, acara lempar bola besi)..

batu terbang smpai bumi...

paling xleh blah...

ahaha.. ada ultraman siap...mcm ultraman laa,,,

**adusss,.. lmbat btol depa ni siap.... adusss...**

wasalam

love at 1st sight? do u believe that?? :P

2011-06-02T07:22:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

hm..

wondering this quote..

"When love is not madness, it is not love"

errrr...

believe this?

do u believe in 1st sight love?

hmm...

penah x, when u met someone (someone that differ in gender k?), u feel that u like her/him?? even u met her/him only once?? even u never talk to her/him??

hmm...

is it really impossible??

so.. i tried to find something on net.. then i found..

"Have you ever met a person and realized that you loved this person at that very moment, at first sight? Psychologists say that this is impossible because we can fall in love only when we experience some special soul condition. In other words, today, we can impartially pass by a person and then fall in love with him or her just next week!"

huh?? continue2..

"But would you like to know some facts about love at first sight?

1. Biologists prove that Love at first sight is the most effective type of this feeling!

2. Men experience it more often than women!

3. Do you know how much time to you need to fall in love? Only 30 seconds!!!

4. Love at first sight more often appears when people are absolutely different. This is why tall men love small women, blonds love brunettes and vice versa!

5. The most important things for love at first sight are appearance, voice and gestures"

hmm...

but.. now...

i'm in love..

wif a gurl that the 1st day i met her, i never talked to her... she never know me... i never know her... but... some strange feeling drove me to "intai" her... stalked her i think... _ _"

hmm.. :)

until one day.. i felt that, i need to know her more... really rite time... :)

opsss.. stop now..

n i think that..

i'm in love at first sight... at 1st time i met u...

NASHREEN HILMAN

believe in 1st sight love??

believe it..

:P:P:P

wasalam

WARNING! UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!

2011-06-01T09:14:00.001-07:00

salam alaykum

lately bosan lah ngn blog aku skg :(

so, utk m'elakkan kebosanan,

sedikit perubahan pada blog perlu dilakukn :)

WARNING!!!

THIS BLOG UNDER CONSTRUCTION

ape2 pun yg akan blaku, walau hancur sekalipun..

hopefully korang dpt terima dgn seadanya :)

wasalam

interesting facts :)

2011-05-09T21:10:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

hari ni..nak bagi sikit input..

heheh..

asek2 pasal diri sendiri je kn??

sori guys _ _"

haa..ni dia..

some interesting facts that could thrill u guys..

hope u all enjoy ^^

'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand and 'lollipop' with your right.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

(cuba try! :P)

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Ice-cream is a chinese food!

(laaa...yeke??? @_@)

Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows. (haha :P)

'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.

The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off.

(cuba perhati betul2..a ah la!:-S)

The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet. (err...)

President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!

(ini dia George W. Bush :P)

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!

Farts are flammable.

(ooppsss!! XD)

Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.

(lol)

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

(hmm..betul kahh??)

In France, it is legal to marry a dead person!

(serious bodoh! lol)

WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.. 'WASITACARORACATISAW'.. This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same sentence.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

(Good thing he did that)

haaaa..amacam?? best kn??

klu boleh, byk lg interesting facts nk letak..

tp x terlarat pulak..@_@

wasalam

mother's day...:)

2011-05-07T21:10:00.001-07:00

salam alaykum..

owh.. baru tawu.. 2nd sunday of may...

mother's day!!

hm...

apabila sesesuatu makhluk dilahirkan di dunia...

Tuhan telah mengamanahkan seorang bidadari untuk menjaga utusanNya itu..

bila dilahirkan di dunia...

bidadari itu pasti...

memandang utusan ALLAH yg dilahirkan itu dengan penuh kasih sayang...

sentuhannya...

tidak pernah dizahirkan tanpa kasih sayang...

pukulannya...

tidak pernah lekang dari maksud sampaian kasih sayang..

nasihatnya..

tidak pernah terlelap dari utusan kasih sayang...

Bidadari itu...

setiap lelap mata,

xpernah terlupa tentang utusan Tuhan kepadanya..

setiap celik matanya,

pasti hadir bayang utusan jagaannya...

setiap doa...

xpernah lupa akan makhluk diutuskan kepadanya...

Bidadari itu...

Dia yg kita panggil mak..mama..ibu.. mum.. bunda...umi...

hmm..

tanggal 31st May 1989..

seorg anak keturunan Adam dilahirkan di atas muka bumi ini...

dilahirkan awal...

kelahiran pra-matang...

dengan tapak kaki sebesar ibu jari tangan...

dilahirkan tanpa cacat cela..

Alhamdulillah...

dinamakan..

Mohamad Fikri..

"fikiranku yang mulia..."

kelahiran dengan salam tangisan..

disambut dengan ukiran kuntum senyuman..

dari bibir bidadari itu...

itulah MAK...

MAK aku..

HASNAH BT KASIM..

i luv u mak..

sampai bila bila...

SELAMAT HARI MAK

MAK...

wasalam

internship episod 2

2011-05-06T10:34:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

xleh tidoo...

@.@

cita la sket..

2nd day of internship...

bersama org yg berpengalaman dlm maintenance industry 26 tahun...

pergghh...

byk belajar ari ni...

nk bitaw ni...

korg tawu??

bila barang or component aircraft masok bengkel cmna??

kapal terbang xmacam kereta... bila keta rosak, kita ganti part dgn yg baru... but... for aircraft, we didnt apply that..

haaa... gila nk ganti... byk duet... kena spend byk...

so, need to maintain the partss... repair the broken parts... haaa....

lepas repair pon... terlalu detail tests to proven the repaired part can operate in good condition...

haa... ni nk cita...

even 1 part kecik yg biasa2 mcm washier pon, we cant use Ah Chong shop punya barang taw??

haaaa....

even griss pon...

must be certified the regulation or proven by FAA or got certification from FAA taw?

klu guna gris beli kedai ahchong... haaa... x proven la brg repaired tu...

pikir2 balek.. patot la malaysia susah nk wat kapal terbang...

suma U.S, britain da atur...

blok suma jalan dari other countries to design aircraft even an aircraft part..

gilaaa....

**tp lunch free lg ari ni,,,,

(xsenyum... tgk maharaja lawak pon xsenyum,,,)

T.T

wasalam...

internship episod 1

2011-05-05T06:46:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

hari pertama internship...

errr....

**ku sangkakan kerja begini**

perrrgghhh...

heaven!!!

aku dtg dgn memakai baju kemeja bertali leher dengan berkasut kulit...

diushar pelik...

hahahaha...

"esok dtg pakai tshirt ja k??"

owh...

inikah kerjaya??!!

kemudian, diberitahu breaktime 3kali... dgn free coffee bersama free bread yg sodap2... kemudian,

" guys, after this, go upstare... n have ur lunch there.."

ohoooo... free lunch!!!

inikah kerjaya??!!

kemudian setelah makan.. kebuhsanan membelek2 manual CMM(component machine manual...owh btol ke??)

kemudian...

kol 5.... opss... keja abes.... diperingati... "haaa... guyss... after this we going to have pesta durian... n some bbq... haaa... n dinner also yaa... u can join us..."

ohooooo.....apakah ini kerjaya!!!!

aku bantai lambchop... nasi goreng... bihun goreng... tamat,,, perut penuh...

kemudian..

baham durian!!!

huuuu~~~

inikah kerjaya??!!

(rasa nk demam...T.T)

itu ja...

xlarat rasanya...

**kesimpulannya... 1st impression aku tentang Hamilton Sundstrand Malaysia... best!!**

wasalam..

wut about u?? hm??

2011-04-22T04:59:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum..

just want to share this..

"cinta dan sahabat datang dalam pakej. kita tidak boleh memilih salah satu. kita hanya boleh mendapatkan kedua-duanya, atau kehilangan kedua-duanya."

"love and friendship come in package. you can't choose either one. you just only keep them both, or lose them both. so, which one u choose?"

"爱情和友谊进来包。你不能选择其中之一。你刚才只保留他们两个，或一无所获。所以，你选择哪一个？"

(adeh... cari bahasa tamil punya xjumpa dlm google translater..)

err... what about u?? agree or not?? haa??

wasalam

♥ u ♥

2011-04-21T12:05:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum

amacam?? cantek x?? as cantik as org yg made menda ni kan??

handmade tawu??

haaa...

aisshh... ni semangat ni.... aisshh,,,

:P:P

NASHREEN HILMAN..

Tqvm for this beautiful card aka wishes..

it s as beautiful as u dear...

♥

wasalam

awak ooo awk... gud luck!! yossshh~~!!

2011-04-18T23:09:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

hoooo...

lama aku xpost entry...

errr... dia dtg.. dengan lenggang lengggoknya... dia dtg...(tengtengteng) dengan lenggang lenggoknya... lalala

errr... ok... examination coming... _ _".... siyesly.. as a mankind, i feel that examinations are a horror for every young student in this world...

errr.. as an examinee for this semester... they act like ghost dat take away human happiness, mental peace and, calmness and keep an examinee in the grip of tension, worry, and disappointment..

siyesly,,.. sadis sadis gua ckp... T-T

but...hahah...ok.. 6th final exam in dis institution... kinda sumthing that i can proud of.. haha... but dis feeling juz the same... nebouss~~!! _ _"

here... juz wanna share some tips for those who will seat for their examinations...sumthing dat i got from googling ja laaah...

ta-da!!

HERE SOME TIPS OR TRICKS FOR U OLS YA!!

Preparation

Preparation is the most important aspect of any exam. Being relaxed and having good concentration will count for nothing if you have failed to do the required preparation. Preparation can be seen as a bit like practice for a musician or for a sportsman. The more they practice, the easier it tends to get for them. Likewise, the more you prepare, the easier the exam should be. You won't know what exactly is going to be asked of you, but knowing that you've prepared yourself well will enable you to feel more confident.

Relaxation

It is understandable to feel nervous before taking an exam. If you don't feel a little nervous, then though it may mean that you are confident in your own knowledge and ability, it may also hide a certain amount of complacency. Relaxing before an exam is important because if you are too stressed beforehand, you may struggle to free up your mind. If you try too hard then you could just end up getting flustered. You are facing an exam, not a firing squad, and it's important to keep a sense of proportion as to what lies ahead. If you have prepared yourself thoroughly then you have reason to feel fairly relaxed.

Concentration

When taking a written exam, concentrate first on the question that has been asked of you. By reading it very carefully, you will not make the mistake of realizing halfway through that you have written many words on something which isn't strictly relevant. If an essay question asks you to explain the Industrial Revolution, you should write specifically about the Industrial Revolution. An example of padding and not really knowing your subject would be to write mostly, for instance, about the impact of the Industrial Revolution on modern society, which was not the question asked of you. For a practical exam, concentration is probably even more important, as any mistake would be difficult to cover up.

Time Management

Time management during the exam itself is also one of the most critical final exam tips to follow. Properly allocating one’s time is critical because there is a chance that some parts of the exam can be harder or take more time to finish. Thus, after reading the instructions, skim over the entire exam and figure out how long should you spend in each section of the exam. By doing this, you can be sure that you will be able to finish the exam right to the end and may even have the time to review your answers.

ERRR...ada lg...ada lg...

If you’ve studied all you can, get up your confidence!

When test-time rolls around, it’s time to get yourself into confidence mode. You’ve prepared as much as you could, and now it’s time to ace the test. The tip here is to do whatever works to convince yourself you are going to do really well. Again, I know this tip sounds a little crazy but you just have to try it for yourself. I think you’ll like the results

errr... ni last kot..

Special Dedication for Sumone called “ myANGEL”
:-“

Believe in ALLAH, Believe in YOU.!

hey you! pliss do ur best... i also always knew that u ll always can do it!!

yossshh!!!

^^,

zaman muda mudi kat sana sini sinun.. :P:P
wasalam**

Anuar Zain -Sedetik Lebih cover by cumi1569

2011-04-05T09:36:00.000-07:00

:')

Yosh!

2011-03-29T10:48:00.000-07:00

salam alaykum...

esok... awak ada test..

xmo awk tension tension taw..

nk ckp sesuatu kat awk...

:')

**arap awk suka dan bersemangat utk test esok ya...

Wasalam..

new invention!!!!

2011-03-08T09:29:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

wah wah!

Malaysian's New Invention!!!

tooorrr... torrbaeekk!!

Proton Tuah

Proton Jebat

Proton Lekiu

Proton Kasturi

Proton Lekir

sebenarnya.. aku taw... cita keta ni... suma cita lama.. da bapa bulan dah kan..

saja nk letak...

harap2.. kuar la model cmni...

senang sket rakyat Malaysia..

leh buang lambang Proton..

pastu letak lambang Mitsubishi ka,

Honda ka..

**sentap**

wakakka~

dis is reallyyy reallyyy daaa besttt invention eva!!!

**nnt aku keja, beli keta cmni...

baru rare!

(@_@)

wasalam

MALAS Ep.2

2011-03-08T04:10:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

errr..

seorang yg pemalas untuk menulis entry,

akan hanya mencari sesuatu quote dari intenet,

dan post kat entry...

mcm aku buat...

haha

**amacam?? rare x?? caraaa x aku?? pemalas kan?? kan kan? =DDD

wkakakkaka~

wasalam

MALAS Episod 1

2011-03-05T05:14:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

5 MAC 2011, 9.15pM waktu Tanah Melayu..

~seharian aku bergelumang dengan lab report... dah hampir siap.. tp... aku da nk tmuntak tgk labmanual tu... xmampu da...

ok.. now... stop... lab report.. to be cont soon k??

lepak jap...

zzzzzz

arrggghhhh....

jerit kuat kuat...

HINDARI SIFAT ANTI-KEJAYAAN INI!!!!!!!!

zzzzz

malas balek..

wasalam

(_ _")

2011-03-04T20:56:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

ohoooo...

5 Mac 2011-sunny day...(^^_)

started my day with a non-stop smile juz afta a call from her.. wake me up..(^^0)..

ok ok... bgn... mandi...(_ _ ")

:D :D

ohooo... breakfast...errrr... ok.. brunch... kat mamak... :D :D... kenyang sat...

errr... balek bilik... terus capai labreport... tutt tutt... labreporting..labreporting..

zzzzzz...(_ _") maleh den... maleh... (_ _")

ahaaa...

carik references kat google... googling 00 googlingg... modal anlysis... ooo modal analysis.... :"(

kagum!!

org hebat hebat... hm..

tjumpa professor professor hebat... mcm mcm...

xpaham aku...

errr....

kagum..

but..

for a moment... pikir pikir..."... One day, Can i be like them???.."

dengar suara-suara dari belakang...

"nooo!!!!"<---- jerit kuat kuat...

(*_*) (T_T)<---- pemalas... cmna nk jd cm tu!!

**Professor Emeritus Al-Ishakian FiekRIan...(_ _"""")

zzzzz

titik!!!!

(laju laju titik)

wasalam..

love as long you live..

2011-03-01T06:25:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

hoho...

mmg..

2-3 menjak ni...

aku mmg suka menulis entry yg jiwang jiwang...

aku xnafikan...:)

tp... err... entry ni.. entry bahagia...:D:D:D

hmm..

nmpk x gmbo kat atas tu??

gambo rama rama??

bukan rama rama tu yg perlu dilihat...

tp words tu...

1. do what makes you happy..

::nasihat ni sbenarnya bagus.. but... mestilah berasas,, sbg org normal... haa... sbgai org beragama... klu wat sumthing dgn kebenaran agama pon.. happy wut... xyah pikir masalah berkenaan dgn kesalahan... dan apa yg org ckp..::

2.be with who makes you smile..

::of course... this is definitely rite!! agreed!!dulu kini slamanya...tp...

pada aku... aku nk tmbah sket... be with sumone who makes u feel all the feelings... senyum... masam... sedih.. nanges... gelak... suma lah,,.. suma suma,... sbb.. sbb pa ntah.. aku rasa...::

3.laugh as much u breath..

:: no no... aku xsetuju.. even aku seorg penggelak tegar.. tp aku rasa... xsepatutnya,,, :)::

4.love as long you live

:: siyesly... 100% agree!!!!! hoho... love means menyayangi semua org.. suma la.. peace!! no war!!::

errr

sekian...

wasalam..

awk... :)

2011-02-27T09:17:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

**err.. rindu dia ni la...

wasalam

tidur... tidur... zzzz... tidoq meh tidoq tidoq...

2011-02-27T09:00:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

gilon... lama xupdate.. wakakaka.....

siyes bz gilon...

rasanya...

klu mata aku skg.. aku tgk da mcm zombi...

itam pelik bawah mata...

**udoh aih.. udoh udoh...

err....

ok...

fact!!!

tido merupakan sesuatu keadaan rehat badan, yg dialami oleh semua fauna..

fauna means objek hidup atas bumi..

objek means entiti...

errr... btol eh??

btol btol!!

jadi,

manusia sbg mamalia,

sejenis mamalia special bukan haiwan,

memerlukan waktu tidur yg bersesuaian.

bersesuaian...

igt.. bersesuaian..

maksudnya... laen individu..

laen waktu tidurnya...

so...

yang kita tengok, nampak, bau, rasa, dengar org ckp tidur tu 6jam tu sebenarnya...

waktu jam tidur yg disyorkan...

errr...

jadi..

aku rasa...

err....

manusia... klu xtido, gilon...

haha...

gilon gilon...

**sebbek aku tidur...

wasalam

nk wat cmni la... :P:P:P:P

2011-02-16T04:57:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

lama da aku cari video ni... hahahah

nk wat cmni la...

wakakakka

:P:P:P:P:D

**err.. nnt nk wat la...

leh kan??

wasalam

Salam Maulidur Rasul...=)

2011-02-15T03:48:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

..tercipta satu lembaran sejarah...

di Tanah Suci Kota Mekah,,,

hari yg mulia...

lallalala...

(adeyh... lupa lirik...)

hari ini....

12 Rabiulawal...

hari Keputeraan atau kelahiran Baginda Nabi SAW..

bukan 14Feb... Velentine day... argghhh...

aku xmen valentine day ari tu...

ari ari aku Valentine day...

(^_^")

Nabi Muhammad SAW, dilahirkan pada 12 Rabiulawal Tahun Gajah...

yakni, berkenaan dengan 23 April 571....

ahaaa.... igt x, mcm mana Nabi Muhammad SAW dilahirkan??

igt x??

mcm mana abrahah dan tentera bergajahnya dtg untuk menghancurkan Ka'abah??

apabila pada zaman itu, pemegang kunci Ka'abah atau pembesar Mekah pada waktu itu ialah, datuk kepada Baginda Nabi SAW, Abdul Muthalib... Dimana pada waktu itu, peristiwa burung Ababil, telah menhujani tentera-tentera bergajah, dengan "hujan Meteor"...

hak hak...

batu dari neraka laaa....

dan pada tahun itu juga, Nabi Muhammad dilahirkan...

Baginda Nabi SAW, lahir selepas bapanya meninggal dunia...

setelah Baginda SAW, dilahirkan...

Datuknya, Abdul Muthalib, membawa Baginda Nabi SAW, ke hadapan Ka'abah... dan menamakan Baginda Nabi SAW, dengan nama MUHAMMAD yang bermaksud, "yang terpuji"...

sungguh terpuji peribadi diri Baginda Nabi SAW...

tp aku rasa.. byk org kurang tawu tentang Nabi SAW.. sedangkan kita sering jerit-jerit kita ni Umat Nabi Muhammad SAW...

aisshhh...

sama la ngan aku...

(_ _")

**jd... esok aku nk beli buku sal Nabi Muhammad SAW.. aku tekad...

:P:P

errr...

haa...

korg try search kat utube... "Nabi Muhammad"

xpon tgk ni...

best best...

link<----tq ya cik bunga... dia carikan link ni... :D

dia amek dari ni...

Nor Faisol Hilman punya blog...

link<----Faisol, linkkan blog leh kan???

ahaaa....

xpon google..

:):)

salam Maulidur Rasul...

wasalam...

pelawok pelawok pelawok...100x

2011-02-12T05:52:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

''....pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok pelawok.."

**penat taip.. siyes aku xcopy paste pon...hahaha

errr

cecita cecita..

ok... jap aku cita...

errr

ini adalah cara pemujaan dan cara untuk memanggil hantu...

"....kah kah kah kah kah kah kah kah.."
(sila bunyikan didalam perut....:P)

ini adalah cara menghalau dan menghapuskan hantu... ahaaa...

teori teori diatas adalah cara dan skill bomoh dalam cita antu kak limah balek rumah... hahahhaha

dan...

cuma... pada aku... best jugak carita ni...

ada menunjukkan latar masyarakat melayu... siyesly...

dengan kutu rayapnya...

kaki lepak di warong2...

taksub akedemi fantasia...

fanatic artis:ac mizal...

percaya kepada benda mengarut...

hinggakan org gila pon dianggap sebagai hantu...

ahaaa...

muafakatnya bagus...

tolong menolong..

hormat org tua tua...

errr

xlarat da tulis...

tengok sendiri.. kaji sendiri..

:P:P:P:P

..." kalian semua jangan bergerak!! angin yang bergerak di kampung ini... hitammmm warnaaaanyaaaa...."

..."aku ini org indonesiaaaa... kalau enggak penuh ilmu di dadaaa.... enggaakk sampeee ke puncak everresss.....wacaaaaaaa!!"

....biar aku hapuskan angin hitam itu duluannn... bukan bayarannya yang aku kejarinnnn!!

wakakakakaka

**waahhh wahahhh.... sy antu... wahahhaha

wasalam

cerita hari ni...

2011-02-09T02:08:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

ini bukan cerita valentime day...

ini juga bukan kisah hosni mubarak demam makan durian...

bukan kisah kucing tumbuh tandok...

bukan kisah paris hilton masok islam ka...

kisah hantu mak limah turun kl ka..

kisah dr rozmey cukur kepala ka...

bukan bukan...

kisah pasal aku...

ari ni...

aku dapat free 100minit call...

aku dapat topup rm5...

suma best...

mcm taw taw ja...

ari ni kan...

hey kamu..

tq...

tq sgt sgt..

err...

nk ckp kat sini...

tp...

errr...

tp...

kamu tawu kan??

"bjuta kali"

tawu kan???

kan kan??

**wink wink

**mmg pon... top top!!

wasalam

buhsan dan buhsan lg... EP 2

2011-02-08T03:00:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

errr...

"xiang xiang" lorh...

errr....

ushar gambo lah...

tgk gambo...

ahaa..kecik2..

adeyhh

adeyh... xleh henti senyum...

:D :D

err... aku xdak gambo kecik2..

ada ni ja seketul..bersama2 sepupu sepapat...

(sepupu temasok yg bosau)

**sirius... dulu aku rambut sikat... lurus seh.. xsikat, da kerinting..

(boleh eh cmni,,,:)

errr.....

err...

take this note..

nnt...

bila da ada anak...

amek gambo dia...

every year....

nnt...

dia leh tengok gambor dia...

suma event dia...

suma la...

suma suma..

leh cita itu ini...

owh.. here..

jokes.. :)

***(taktik ni leh ngorat org jugak kan??)

:P:P:P

wasalam

ahaa... bes bes.. :D

2011-02-07T09:02:00.001-08:00

salam alaykum..

ahaaa... curi gmbo kat tenet... then edit..

legal eh?? :P

***sbenarnya gmbar ni, nk letak dgn menda len... tp error lak... zzzz

**=D

wasalam..

arrrgghhhh.. siriusly.. bebal bebal!! argghhh

2011-02-05T23:34:00.000-08:00

kool~~~

2011-02-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum.

baru pas tgk tv... TV9..

cikgu shida, paku n belacan..

cikgu shida:

1st impression aku... aku mcm kesian.,. takut org kenakan dia... tp... memang dia nak.. so... aku rasa,, dia kool mcm tu..ahaa,.. xmalu pon..

paku n belacan:

ini style.. ini style...hahahaha

ahaaa...

korg wat menda kool... korg masok tv.. ahaaa...

tp aku xkan wat la cmtu.. aku xkool...

**gua tunggu tuh,..

"akmal... bapak xsuka akmal kawan dgn anak jiran sebelah...!!"

ahahhahaha

wasalam

cuba... ini aku...

2011-02-01T21:10:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

cuba.. aku cuba..

cuba dan cuba..

sebelum.. selepas..

aku cuba..

pernah aku mencuba...

dan terus mencuba..

kelmarin... semalam, hari ini...

esok..

cuba lgi..

cuba dan asyik mencuba..

akhir aku cuba,..

sampai..

nnt aku cuba...

xberdaya..

ini aku..

*hmm...

wasalam

buhsan dan buhsan lg...Ep1

2011-02-01T19:49:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

hmm..

bored to death.. hahaha..

hmm..

zzz..

wut to do...

tido?( zzzz,,.. baru bgn kot.,..)

makan?? (zzzz....... baru makan kot..)

tv?? (zzzzz.... da tgk...buhsan seh,,,)

gi kemas umah?? (aku bgn pon da kemas....)

blogwalking?? (buhsan ar... xdak mood nk bca pa pa ari ni,,,)

blogging/??(ni.. tgh tulis entry buhsan..)

youtube?? (apa?? tgk apa?? xda mood jugak...)

aiseeyman...

klu la ada pc aku kat sini... dengan guitar... ni plg penting...

pasti aku da xbuhsan mcm ni...

sekian..

ADEYH.. SIYES RINDU GITAR AKU.. ARGGHHH..

:(((

wasalam...

KOTAK AJAIB!!

2011-01-30T09:04:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

ari ni.. aku melawat kawasan..
wakaka~

tengah "site visit" tu, aku dgr cita ni dari kak aku... haa...

ALKISAH ORG ASHLEY DGN LIFT..

alkisah bermula dua org laki bini dari kaum mana ntah...
mereka mawu menemui si tuan presiden...
untuk membincangkan hal-hal berkenaan dgn keamanan kampung mereka lah...
dgn pakaian nsem kacak lawa.. cantek... wewwwiitt... :P:P
mereka pon, pergilah ke pusat bandar tuk pergi ke pejabat tuan president...

setibanya di sana... jeng jeng...
mereka ternmpak lift.. tuk nek ke pejbat encik president...
di sebabkan mereka xtahu nk menggunakan lift tersbut, laki kepada bini pon ckp,
"yang... tunggu dulu la.. kita tgk org len guna dulu kayh??"
"ok bos~!!" jwb si bini..

2-3 minit kemudian, ada seorg wanita gumuk masok ke dlm lift tersebut..
pastu pintu lift tertutup..
tergamam si laki kepada sibini itu.
lalu dia menjerit,
"bintang!!!"
smbil tunjuk kat lampu sebelah lift..
(aku angkat kening sbelah smmbil mengeluarka wajah selenge...zzzz)

pastu selang 2-3 minit,
pintu lift terbuka...
keluarlah seorg gadis yg cantik yg bodynya langsing gitu..
terbeliak bijik mata silaki kepada bini...
dan menjerit...
"KOTAK AJAIB!!!"
lalu dia berbisik kepada sibini...
"yang...oooo yang,.. masok la dlm KOTAK AJAIB tu,..."
(sambil matanya, berpinar-pinar...tangan ala-ala ali baba bujang lapok..)

wakaka...

**da update tu... jadilah k??

:) wasalam

hey you... adorable angel... :P

2011-01-27T02:48:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

knock knock..

hey u..

err...

some words...

for u..

errr..

1st time..

i saw u.... my adorable angel..

errr..

i was afraid..

say hy to u..

but..

then "hy" came..

"hy" makes me..

drive me to smile like crazy..

"hy"..

hope "hy" will be my "hy".. forever..

"hy" stands for my angel lorh..

wasalam...

listen...:)

2011-01-27T02:18:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

listen..

can you hear?

i can hear it..

everywhere....

where??

here..

in the light...

in the wind..

in the air..

around me..

haa??

how..

when i close my eye..

just listen..

hm...

it is u...

beating here...

in my heart..

wasalam..

adeh adeh.. gastric la pulak kamu ni...

2011-01-23T02:50:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

owh.. owh..

feel uneasy...

hmm...

gastric... how to ovecome haa??

errr.... googling...googling.. tettt...

gastric.. gastric problem....

ni dia...

gastik ooo gastrik..

EATING HABIT??

(aiissshhh)

Swallowing the food quickly,

eating untimely meals,

talking while eating, drinking water in between the meals,

consuming spicy food results in gastric trouble.

Eating very hot or very cold food items also results in gas formation.

A person suffers from gastric problem if he does not have mental peace and is irritated

THESE SUGGESTION HOPE CAN REDUCE THE SEVERITY OF UR GASTRIC SIMPTOM...

(errrr)

1.Take your time and chew thoroughly. Don't talk while you're eating

2.Limit how much you drink during meals. You can make up for it during the rest of the day.

3.Drink from a cup or glass — not from a bottle or through a straw — and don't gulp your beverages.

4.Avoid carbonated drinks.

5.Sit up while you're eating or drinking, even if you're just having a small snack

6.Wear loose, comfortable clothing, and avoid any tightness around your waist and tummy.

7.Don't chew gum or suck on hard candies.

8.Avoid anything sweetened with Sorbitol, an artificial sweetener.

feeling... uneasy.. worry.. aisshh...

**nak saket gak la cmni..

wasalam

cita antu?? grrr....

2011-01-21T06:53:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

kebanjiran filem-filem seram di tanah air...

argghhh..

malas lak aku tgk..

bukan penakut...

cuma ceritanya...

lebih kurang sama...

gua kurang masyukkk...

buhsan antu melayu...

beralih kepada antu org puteh...

alih alih.. vampire... drakula... buhsan...

klu antu siam.. orait jugak... ada seram jugak..

bukan kes apa... cita antu siam ni kejam2...

geli2... kasi meremang...

kisah org jantung kuar ikot mulut sbb tkejut tu biasa la

klu tgk cita antu siam ni...

sini sini..

aku mau bilang sini...

walopon cita antu melayu da melonggok kat pawagan..

kira bagus gak la..

sbb... persaingan persaingan..

kasi filem antu kat malaysia semakin ari semakin marrriiiii...

**huuuu... huuu... sy antuu... huuu..zzzzz

haaaa...

eh eh..

bila nk tukar "transformer" versi malaya??

aku nk tgk!!

gua caya...

sikit ari lg...

"tranformer" malaya kuar.. siyes ckp...

dulu musim filem jenis lumba2.. skang antu antu... hak hak...

musim musim....

***wa waawaaaa.. takut x??

pssstt: aloloooo.. takut ek?? meh sini meh,,. meh sini..

(hug hug...)

:P:P

wasalam

Just My Luck!!!

2011-01-19T19:57:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

today is holiday.. biasa la..

multicultural country, mmg byk cuti ooo..

feeling lucky lorh..

born in this country, manyak cuti..

hak hak..

bgn tido, belom sempat gosok gigi, terus capai mouse,

then tonton "Just My Luck!!"

oh oh..

this story was directed by Donald Petrie...

starring by lindsay lohan...

ohooiii..

best best.. funny story..

but, it's all bout luck dependent people...

hmm..

yeah..

but, for the cintan cintun part tuh... errr...

ok jugak...

layan~~

**jangan jeles noh!!

uLaSan OrG xPakAr:

1. errr.. cita ni... funny

2. mcfly!! huuuu~~

3. stylo mylo la cita ni... panggil taxi senang ja... p mana pon layan... suma ada marrrriiii....

4. ada ek org mcm ni, gila punya gudlak?? huuu~~

wasalam

muka aku pecah.. aku OK... hahahaahha

2011-01-18T20:30:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

aisshh..

lama xupdate..

sebab??

1-busy oooo

2-arggghhh,..xsuka enviroment baru blogger tuk new entry...

(xpaham samaada blogger kat usm saja macam ni atau mmg blogger wat barunya....)

errrr... ada hal apa nk gebang sini ek...

haaa.. ada satu cerita...

ada org... ckp muka aku cm trasher...

hahaha...

hmm... xtaw lak muka aku cm trasher...uishh...tp kan...mulut...klu org xdpt terima, mmg marah kot.... hahahaha... xpa la.. org yg ckp mcm tu, mmg style tuh kot...haha... xpa la... aku kenal dia...mulut dia cmtu...reality muka aku cm trasher, apa leh aku wat kan...anugerah Tuhan ni...

pikir pikir balek... xkan nk sedih kan.. muka pecah ke, cm trasher ke... kan kan??

xpa weh, sapa2 yg muka cm trasher cm aku, xpa...

jgn sedeyh noh....

kita muka pecah rumah pon, xmasok neraka eh... hahah

klu muka cm trasher pon....

kita jaga ati kita bg xmcm trasher...

rupa paras xdak pa kot...

bukan muka ensem leh bg aku grad pointer tnc list kan..

**ni nsem x?? nsem kot noh... aku google ja weh...

klu muka ensem@cantek pon, bukan leh jd lesen aku dpt income rm50k pon kan...

haaa.. lesen jd gigolo, xpon leh cari sugardaddy ja kan..

stakat kawen datin janda harta datok mati leh la kot kan..

**breakpit....hahahaha

haaa...

itu ja kot...

**insyaALLAH... muka aku trasher ke, pecah rumah ke, aku akan jaga hati aku...insyaALLAH xmcm muka aku... k??llalala~

**sori weh.. kot kot malu kawan ngan muka trasher cm aku nohhh

psst-aku tulis ni..bukan nk bg dia ckp aku emo or whut.. but just to remind myself n people who hav trasher look like me...peaceeee!!

muka aku pecah. aku ok..

ahaha

wasalam..

relax relax... cool cool... :D

2011-01-13T00:40:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

hooohoooo.. aku ngah panasss... argghhh... panas!!

err...ok..
jikalau anda dlm belenggu kepanasan...
xperlu tuk taip ON CINTA dan antar ke 37888..
atau telefon talian KASIH SAYANG 1 800 2345...

**relax2..cool2...

Sifat marah bagi setiap manusia adalah lumrah dan terjadi di mana-mana juga pun, dan kadangkala akan berterusan sekiranya ianya tidak diberi perhatian yang serius.

1. fikir dan fikir..
jika marah... nk lempias... pikir dulu... apa consequences dia... apa yg jd... haaa... kdg2... menda ni pon bikin jd sejuk... tp AWAS!! kdg2....bikin lg panas oooo..

2.mendengar atau menyanyi lagu..
ini cara org hampess.....bising dalam toilet... zzzzzz.... tp dalam toilet xpa... korg leh ganggu setan tido... wakakaka~~

3.kalau sedang berdiri, duduk.. klu sedang duduk, tido.. klu marah jugak,,, solat sunat....
cara ini paling berkesan... try la.. tp org xbuat... aisshhh... teruk teruk!!

4.jogging atau berenang..
haa... cara ni berkesan juga.. tp kurang la....kadang-kadang susah nk sesuaikan dengan tempat...tp.. err.. lemas nnt, jgn cari gue... hahaha

ok la.. tu ja la...
:)

xlarat aku daaa... letih2...

uisshh tgk ni... utk cara yg lebih skema tuk lempias marah..

*** aku... klu marah... errr... nk tepon cik bunga... dgr dia ckp "halloooooo" pon da bikin sejuk ati... eh eh.. nk tepon lagi la nnt.. leh kan leh kan?? :D

wasalam

quote mlm ni...

2011-01-11T05:45:00.001-08:00

salam alaykum...

hmm..
aku ada kenalan...
ini dia..
xleh tgk org senang...
mulut lancang xhengat...

"manusia yg berdiri dengan menjatuhkan org lain adalah mereka yang lemah"

jd.... quote ni.... tpikir lak ada membe aku penah ckp tuk golongan sejenis ni...

wasalam

owh... setan...mmg xmasok sekolah...

2011-01-06T17:31:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

kol 9.28am..bgn bgn tido aku terus tulis entry ni...

lepas subuh aku tido balek..

mcm besa, tido pas subuh,

mesti ada mimpi pelik..

ari ni ada mimpi yg sgt pelik..biasala...

mimpi kan mainan setan..

aku mimpi kena sama polis traffik pasal langgar lampu merah...

haaa?? wut daa hecckkk??

polis tu bagi surat saman rm80... dia ckp diskaun 50%...

tp... aku tgk rm55...

apa jadah?????

owh... conclusionnya...

setan xmasok sekolah daa....kira tu pon xpandai...

hahahahahahahahhahahahah

dengan pantas, gua terus bgn... capai keyboard...

taip kat google..

"mimpi kena sama traffic"

kuar la ada sorg mamat ni,

mimpi jumpa buaya...

pastu lepas tu dia kena saman traffic...

ok...

tbalek kot nnt..

aku mimpi kena saman traffic..

nnt jumpa buaya...

hahaha

**time aku keja bg tiket kat org parking sebelah highway...

**bgn2 ja ada mesej cik bunga... bitau dia xponteng ari ni...

cik bunga mmg slalu cmni...dia kan,.. suka bg org senyum pagi2..

tq cik bunga. >.<

wasalam

huu~~ tgk org ini!! grrrrr...

2011-01-06T04:05:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum..

huuuu~~

bhabuk... hahahaha

hmm...

err...

no idea...

but... someone asked me to update my blog...

hoho...

but... juz wanna.. errrr..... luah sket...

errr...

some sort of...errr.... stupid people...

hmm...

jap2... ushar gambar ni...

hmm..

patot x??

nmpk org belakang pakai tudung tu??

dia gelakkan??

klu jumpa organizer ni...

tampar kuat2...

pastu buang laut leh??

malu ah...

negara Islam...

terang-terang jd geng yahudi...

***byk org da tulis sal ni... aku mlas nk ckp byk...

wasalam

Bruno Mars - "Just The Way You Are" (Studio Session) LIVE!!!

2011-01-02T01:25:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum....

nk nyanyi xsedap... nk men lagu ni xtererr...

dedicate ikut youtube pon boleh annn???

wasalam..

welcome 2011, gudbye 2010~~

2010-12-31T08:05:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum...

yehhhaaaa!!!

entry ke 100

new year!! 2011!!!

aku sedih sbenarnya... xkan ada lg tahun 2010... xkan ada...

taun ni... azamnya...

meneruskan azam tahun lepas... =D

seperti tahun-tahun lepas azam ni taw...

:P:P

bukan apa... azam asal... dahulu... ondaway..

apa azamnya??

Menjadi manusia...yg betul betul manusia..

aku nk jd manusia...

bersifat manusia..

berjiwa manusia...

berakal manusia..

mempunyai dan percaya Tuhan yg Esa..

mempunyai tingkahlaku sbg manusia...

da meninggalkan,

menjadi seorg yg bukan manusia...

ini azamnya...

insyaALLAH

itu sahaja....

wasalam

peaceee!!

2010-12-31T04:09:00.001-08:00

salam alaykum...

cita lawak... hahahah..

Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasat punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu, dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.

Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?

Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.

Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantung

manakala yg ketiga disambar petir.

Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?

Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya… tangannya pon sedang menunjukkan tanda “peace”…

hahahaha... peace..=D

wasalam

waiting for you..=')

2010-12-30T05:27:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

i walked this house calling your name,

i seems so empty, not nearly the same..

i walked there..

i will..

just waitin there..

waiting for you,

to open the window and throw me,

your precious smile..

**aiyyaakkkk...

wasalam

it is like.....

2010-12-29T01:35:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

today..

so uneasy..

hmmm...

having no communication with you.. for awhile...

is like drinking coffee without sweet of sugar...

eating without my taste,

laughing without smile..

like cry which is forgetting its own tear..

it is like the night without its stars...

hmm..

it's not complete..incomplete..

but.. it's better if, it make u.. thinking of me...

**try to pretend my heart is beating normally now...:((

wasalam

bagaikan puteri!

2010-12-28T07:44:00.001-08:00

salam alaykum

awan....

kalau dpt kucapai,

maka saktilah hamba,...

**ooooo...oooo....best2...

pergghh...

haha...

yeah... udah abeh dong bacaannya..

suka suka!!

utk novel ini,

kejiwangan tidak melampau,

lebih kepada keperibadian seorang pendekar dan seorang pewaris atau generasinya yg agak cool..

agamanya bagus, ilmunya bagus...

itu plg penting...

jd... kepada sesiapa.. bacalah ini... ok??

xsabau seh nk beli 2nd novel tuk smbung thrill ni!!!

arghhhh!!

wasalam

owh..ciku2!!

2010-12-28T05:59:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

ok!!

cerita lawak...

aku baca pon aku rasa nk gelak guling2..

1st-tentang perkelahian manusia tentang isu2 remeh..

2nd-tentang kedunguan seseorang manusia..

nah!! tgk link ni..

**ni dia... orgnya.... otak kecik besaq "buah ciku" jugak kot...hahaa

budget org terdesak sgt kot... aishhh bengong2...

jd... setelah baca ni..apa rasa???

bodoh kan???

manusia, kena pikir skang...

da mcm monyet dah pon skang...

aisshhh!!

agak2..esok aku pegi kelas, pakai ensem2, wangi2...

leh ganggu daddy ngajar x??hahahahah

notakaki: maaf, sedikit 18 dan ke atas.... sori... bukan apa...cuma nk serlahkan kebodohan manusia ni...

wasalam

style dan permainan...lalala~

2010-12-26T06:19:00.000-08:00

salam alaykum

huuu~~

3-0

tahniah Malaysia..

walaupon aku tgk 1st half ja...

haaa

eh..

tgk bola cool ka??(ada org jerit.."yaa!!")

owh...

aku xtgk bola..

ok..

xcool..

dari pengamatan aku 1st half...

player malaysia..

smart..

baju smart..

rambut...

cool...

haaa

sempoi..

da menang dari segi pakaian...

ok...

untuk player indonesia..

pakaian...cantik juga...

tp..

errr..

ada rambut player...

errr..

aku rasa xbes...

jd..

dah kalah itu..

wakakak~~

pada aku...

etika pemakaian semasa bermain bola.. adalah salah satu cara permainan...maksudnya...bergaya di padang merupakan sebuah permainan..

yaaa...

kerana klu dulu...

masa kat sek...

klu ada team yg pakaiannya..

sama ja...

maksudnya...

aiseyymen..

2010-12-26T03:10:00.001-08:00

salam alaykum

opss...

one more entry..

siot ar...

amoi masok blok laki...

satgi aku p mandi,

ada lak yg tergoda...

waakakaka~~

**opsss....(weeekk!!! muntah!!!)

wasalam